Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Another revenge is on



I was in the bathroom in the middle of the night because I realized I hadn't brushed my teeth before I went to bed, when I came back I saw that I had one missed call, from this certain somebody. He had called 15 minutes earlier, at 0.58. I went to the kitchen and called him back but he didn't pick up, I texted him asking what he possibly could want me at this time.

I got a text back.

Him: You don't call people at 1.15 in the night.
Me: Well, you don't call them at 1.00 either but if you're gonna break the rules then so am I.
Him: everything before 1.00 is OK.
Me: Shut it, what did you want?

And he called me again and this time I picked up, but since my cousin was sleeping next to me I had to whisper.

Me: What?!
Him: Hi (since he heard me whisper, he whispered too)
Me: Hi...
Him: Hey.
Me: Hi..?
Him: Hi!
Me: Say 'hi' one more time and I'm hanging up on you.
Him: (paus) .... Hi hi!
Me: What do you want?!
Him: What are you doing?
Me: I'm in bed about to go to sleep but right now I'm being bothered.
Him: Okay... Well, I don't have time to talk on the phone, I'll text you so BYE.

And he hung up, it's about here I almost blew up wondering why the HELL he was calling me in the middle of the night when he knew I had work the next day.


And I got the damn text.

Him: Imma play Starcraft now.
Me: WHAT DID YOU WANT?!?!?!?
Him: I needed to kill some time.
Me: FYI, I'm gonna torture you for this tomorrow.
Him: Tomorrow I'll be asleep.
Me: You really think texting and calling you is the only way I can torture you with? I can make everyone on facebook believe that you and I are a couple....... and that you cheated on me........... with a man.... better up, with my brother!



Another revenge is on....

Thursday, December 9, 2010

- You're disturbed.

He never called or said anything about the gummybears on monday-night and my friend, S, kept nagging me about texting him the whole day.

"No" I said with a firm voice.
"Is he online on MSN?" she asked.
"Yes, online and ignoring me"
"Write to him, see if he replies to you"

And I did, weak as I am, and what do you know. He ignored me - which in a way pissed me off just a tad.
Though when I came home and logged on on MSN he wrote to me.

"You write to me...
I reply and you ignore me...
And then you log off...
Where's your manners at?"


I told him that I never got his reply and we started talking about the calender.

Me: you've opened it as you should?
Him: Of course, I'm not a cheater!
Me: And no6 was empty?
Him: Well, the post office beat the calender up a bit so when I put it on my wall all the chocolates fell down.
Me: So no6 was empty?
Him: Everyone's empty, everything's at the bottom.
Me: Hm, okay.
Him: You're up to something.
Me: Why would you think that?
Him: Now I have to open all of them.
Me: Go ahead.

Him: I found something.
Me: Really? What?
Him: A note, it was in no19.


(This is where I went; CRAP!)

Him: Are there more notes?
Me: Notes? Nope, no more notes. :D 
Him: You really are disturbed.

(about here he went to play poker, yuckie)


But we had another chat last night about the calender.

Me: Did you open the whole thing or just the boxes?
Him: Why, are there more notes?
Me: I already told you: No notes. But the note was suppose to be in no24.
Him: Then why did you keep nagging about no6?
Me: I don't know - I'm a weirdo, do I need a reason?
Him: Are there something else in the calender? Something I haven't found? GOD! Now I have to open the thing!
Me: Tell me when you do.

(couple of minutes later)

Him: You ARE disturbed, gummybears?! Hahahaha!
Me: That's the third time you've called me that, I'm getting offended over here.
Him: I can't stop laughing! This is hilarious!
Me: You're just tired.
Him: No, I'm not! This is amazingly funny! You know I have to revenge this, right?
Me: Yeah, I know - that's why I thought twice before sending it.

The talking kept going on and he told me that I was being cocky and I told him that NO, I'm not - he just have the wrong picture of me. I'm really devilish.



Enough about that. Tomorrow I'm drinking wine (as the weekend-alcoholic I am) with S and on Saturday we're doing each other's hair. AWESOME.

Tc to all of you!
Molls.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Remember, remember the 6th of November

... I was texting my certain someone last night and 20 minutes before midnight I texted him saying 'It's midnight soon..'

I got a text back saying 'chocolate!' and I only replied with a ':O' since I knew that there wasn't going to be a chocolate, 12.09 he texted me 'Now now now' and I figured that he was only telling me that he was going to open no6 of his calender so I waited....

.. and waited...


... and waited..



... and I'm still waiting - that stupid ass is ignoring me and I'm going crazy over here, I swear he is planning revenge! But mark my words - I will not give in! I won't text him, call him och even hint about anything regarding the gummybears (because I'm awesome like that)

Still, he was pretty shocked by the fact that I sent him a calender and I bet he choked on his red wine (seriously, red wine? he's a dude for crying out loud) when he opened box no6 and he saw a gummybear so if he's revenging he's gonna do it as smart as me (if not smarter but who knows, he drinks red wine) or he will ignore me until I flip out.

Which isn't happening since I'm ignoring him back.
SUCK IT!




Molly
Over and Out.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Chocolate-calender!

At 22.30 I got a phone-call from a certain somebody - more exactly, the guy I sent the chocolate-calender too. I've been waiting for him to text me all week to say that he got a chocolate-calender.

When I saw that it was him calling I almost fell backwards on my chair, I cursed loud and went into my room.

Me: Hi
Him: Mmm..
Me: Hi?
Him: Mm...
Me: What?
Him: What's up?
Me: Nothing, I was sitting by the computer.
Him: Okay... How do you spell my lastname?
Me: Why?
Him: Just tell me.
Me: It's not very hard to spell it (and I spelled it out for him)
Him: Yeah, that's right.... You're disturb

I started laughing pretty hard here.

Him: You know I had to go down town to get my package?!
Me: So? Then my joke just got a little funnier.
Him: You're not even denying it?
Me: Why should I? I knew you would figure out it was me.
Him: I actually didn't, I called my siblings and accused them.



The funny thing is that I realized that he hadn't opened the whole thing - He called me disturbed because I sent him a chocolate-calender, he doesn't know that I traded some chocolate's for gummybears and he haven't found my rhyme yet.

So, I'm expecting a call from him on monday morning - he's definitely gonna call me disturbed again! :)