And I am done!

Last night I sat down with glue, gummybears and the newly bought chocolate calender in the kitchen. When I started my mom came and studied my for a while. "What are you doing?" she asked and I explained to her, she laughed and told my cousin, Y, (that temporarily lives with us), she's 14 and of course she wanted to see this.

Y: Why are you doing this?
Me: Revenge, what else?
Y: What if he gets mad?
Me: *shrugs* So?
Y: hm... What if he gets sad and you make him cry?
Me: He's 25, if he cries because there's no chocolate in 4 of 24 boxes then he deserves it.
Y: Did he make you cry?
Me: No, why?
Y: Then you're being mean to him.
Me: Okay, if you're trying to make me feel bad then go away or else, help me. What you wanna do?
Y: No no! I'm helping you!

And she helped me and had two chocolates each, we had pretty fun doing it.

Y: So, what's next?
Me: I'm putting this in a envelope and on Friday you're gonna go to the mailbox and send it for me.
Y: Okay, then what?
Me: Then we wait til he calls me and asks me if I'm the one who sent the calender.
Y: And you say?
Me: I say "Yes, and I licked on all the chocolates!"
Y: Did you?
Me: No
Y: Then why say so?
Me: *shrugs* I'm a bitch, do I need a reason for some things that I do?

Of course this is where my mom comes back into the kitchen.

Mom: Sooo.. All this work, how in love are you in this guy?
Me: What? None, I'm revenging - you don't know what an ass he is.
Mom: What do you think, Y?
Y: She hates him, she wrote F U on the note with the rhyming.
Mom: So, you're gonna send this to him?
Me: Yes?
Mom: You can't get him to come here and get it?
Me: You want me to ask a guy I never met to come to my house? What kind of example would I be to Y if I did that?
Mom: What kind of example are you setting now?
Y: That she's the coolest ever!
Me: See? I'm good influence.. Btw, he can't know it's from me until he reads the note on no24.


So, tomorrow Y will send my gift. Awesome :D